Oooo! Juicy inside info on this Friday’s @RuPaulsDragRace !

Drag Race producers are nervous as they prepare to pick a winner this Friday. We have become so PC that:

They can’t eliminate Shea Coulee or they’re racist.
They can’t omit Peppermint or they’re racist and transphobic.
The can’t shaft Trinity cuz she’s a redneck & they own guns.
Sasha’s elimination would upset chemo victims.
And they can’t bring back Valentina without upsetting the mentally ill, by which I mean her fans.