LEAVE ME ALONE!

Ok, I love that these spam dating sites are barking up the wrong tree with me if all these ladies are trying to sex me up. But even if I were straight and looking for dates, check out these antiquated names. “Oooh, yeah! Take it Marilyn Ruth! You like that, don’t you Cynthia Frances?” These names are all so old-fashioned that I can’t imagine them turning anyone from this century on. Maybe they’re just running out of porn names like Tiffany. What’s next? A hot threesome with Edna Pearl and Penelope Maude?