LADY GAGA NOT A LADY?

THIS IS PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS IF IT'S TRUE, BUT I CHECKED LADY GAGA'S BLOG AND DIDN'T FIND ANY SUCH QUOTE SO IT'S IFFY. ADN THE PIC PROVES NOTHING--I'M NO EXPERT ON PUSSY, BUT SOME GIRLS JUST HAVE LARGER, JUICER ONES, I GUESS.


She's got a pretty solid Poker Face, but she's finally been caught bluffing...about her gender. That's right folks, Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. Rumours abounded after photos got released of her with what resembled a tiny penis in her pants, and these rumours were apparently confirmed by the sexually confused superstar on her blog:

Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i goaround telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal. - L8d Gaga <3>


I WAS WAITING FOR A LADY GAGA CLONE TO APPEAR ET VOILA! MEET LITTLE BOOTS, A THIN BLONDE WITH OUTRAGEOUS OUTFITS AND SYNTH POP/DANCE GROOVES WHICH ACTUALLY SOUND PRETTY GOOD. HERE'S HER "SIZZLE REEL":