MISS UNDERSTOOD'S BDAY

I got together with a friends of Miss Understood's to hog some greasy, delicious Chinese food at a restaurant on St. Marks called Grand Sichuan, which I'd recommend. Tasty and dirt cheap AND they have brown rice! I never realize how lucky I am to get brown rice at Chinese, Indian and Thai eateries until I leave NYC. Sweetie, Sequinette, Ande Whylande, Winona and a dozen more gorged on oodles of plates of spicy slop and appetizers and covered Miss U's bill for only $25 apiece.

And from this pic she sent me, the birthday gal dolled up and kept on celebrating. With her yellow eye make-up, it's hard to tell whether she's giving or receiving hepatitis. But she claims the drinks were very strong.