BUN-BUN'S PETA BILLBOARD

I've always wanted to see my mug on a billboard--at least my fat country ass ain't selling KFC!

I've joined the PETA gang to send the message that while PETA isn't insisting that KFC stop serving chicken, it is strongly denouncing grisly procedures like de-beaking the birds while they are alive. EVERYONE I've mentioned this de-beaking to was repulsed--and this campaign seeks to spread the word. More info below in the videos by real celebrities. I didn't quite understand the slogan "Sometimes Big Bright Packages Contain Dirty Secrets", but I guess it's either a reference to the fact that I have cooties under my wig or that a have a dirty little penis which I'm concealing. (Both are true.) That said, you may begin jacking off now. Oh, but not before I mention that the billboard, which went up two days ago for a several week run, is appropriately located right near the Holland Tunnel, which I think is a fitting juxtaposition of two of the largest, dirtiest holes in the tri-state area! Guys, now I know you're rock-soft!



PAM ANDERSON AGAINST KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY



AL SHARPTON AGAINST KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY