TALK ABOUT FUCKING GAY PRIDE!

Not only does this motherfucker twirl a mean baton, but the batons are on fire, he mixes in acrobatics, and it's all set to the tune of uber-campy THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA! Bless his gay heart! That routine was flawless! Even alpha male David Hasselhoff had an enthusiastic review! Of course, I would have loved it more if his mom had said "If you like his baton-twirling, you should see how he can take it up the ass, but you know, baby steps. And I know this is the second "touching" blog I've posted in two days. I guess my Lexapro finally kicked in! And I love each and every one of you! Now fuck me!