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How to keep up with pensioner sex-talk

The retired wrinkly set in Florida, armed with
prescription drugs, time and freedom, are
enjoying shagging well into their twilight
years. The men have a new term for it:

"I'm gettin' me some Prune-tang tonight".


Readers - please don't call Dublin Zoo

Dublin Zoo's phone system has gone into meltdown.
Some wag has been sending multiple texts asking
people to call their phone number and “ask for
Mr G Raffe or Mr C Lyon or Anna Conda”.

Marketing Manager Veronica Crisp said, "It might
be kind of funny the first few times but we
have lost our sense of humour with the calls
coming in at the rate of 13 a minute.”




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