AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Funachelli?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I can not say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Maria Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Tommy
Funachelli, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
yourself."

Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers,

"What'd you get?"

4 months vacation and 5 good leads!