FROM POPBITCH.COM

UNPROVEN GOSSIP REGARDING THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO WENT MISSING IN PORTUGAL WITH HER FOLKS:

>> McCann you believe it <<
Swingers Mafia - the new Goldie is My Dad

The McCanns have been the subject of more
news stories, speculation and wild theorising
than even Diana. The most far-fetched, which
we get told almost daily now, is that
Kate and Gerry and the friends with whom
they holidayed in Portugal, are all swingers.
They owed money, allegedly, to a shadowy
"swingers mafia", who kidnapped Maddie
as punishment, prompting Kate's much quoted
cry at the time "they've taken her". All
the newspapers, apparently, know this but
are keeping the facts secret. It's obviously
ludicrous. You don't get swingers as
attractive as Kate McCann.

(FYI: Pampas grass is over, the new sign of being part
of "the lifestyle" is owning a hot-tub.)


ALSO FROM POPBITCH.COM:

>> He sacked me... <<
And it felt like a kiss

MURDERED? LANA CLARKSON IN HER BIGGEST ROLE AS "THE BARBARIAN QUEEN" AND MUSIC LEGEND PHIL SPECTOR



So Phil Spector lives to fight another day.
Two jurors didn't feel they had enough
evidence to convict him of killing Lana
Clarkson despite the testimony of five women
that Spector had threatened them with guns
which matched the circumstances of the Clarkson
shooting.

The last band Spector worked with was Starsailor
(And therefore missed a chance to use his gun
fixation for good). After a successful single
collaboration the band asked Spector to produce
their album. This didn't go so well and after
a few unproductive months they asked their label
to let the maestro producer go.

Their representative approached Phil with
trepidation, and informed him he was sacked.
Spector stared at him for a moment and then
started spinning round in circles, letting out
a small noise, for quite a few minutes. Then
stopped and starred at the label guy and said,

"Son... you've got balls!"