WAH-WAH!

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing outside of
the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out. While waiting
the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she
sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out
of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women
have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out
of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of
making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a
little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to
her crotch.

"Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth
down there!"

"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that,
she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have
teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her pa* nties, throws
her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down
there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"