"TWIN GATE SPINGATE"

Though I 'm sick of every insignificant scandal being suffixed with "gate", this one delights me. The Bush twins take an early morning spinning class. The instructor wasn't aware of their presence and mocked their dumb-ass daddy while passing out a free dvd of Bush's "misspeaks" to all of his students. He even quoted Bush's genius “Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.” in front of the class. Morning, twins! Your dad is a punchline, not a leader!The real shocker? That those two drunks were up at 6:00AM, when they are usually spinning out of control! Or so I'd like to believe, anyway. Makes me feel much better that I'm spreading gossip while avoiding exercise this morning! I sacrifice so much for you, dear readers.

WHOLE STORY HERE: HUFFPO