A MILLION TINY FECES

What the fuck is this shit? A former junkie writes a book and (surprise, surprise) it turns out to be chock full of lies. Oprah recommends it to her book club and it shoots to the #5 on the best-seller list. The author's lies are revelead and a national uproar ensues. Today alone, the story garnered hour-long shows on Oprah, Larry King and Anderson Cooper. Among other "fascinating" tid-bits, an expert was dredged up on Larry King to verify that a former drug addicts are routinely given novocaine by a dentist without fear of them relapsing. I'll file that under completely useless information. Well, until I return from rehab, anyway.)

Give me a fucking break. So a fool lied. Put the damn book in the fiction category and call it a day. If Frey's fictional writings have helped so many people with their own problems, who cares if it's true or embellished? Oprah has absolved herself and the liar's been exposed. Let's move the fuck on.

Let's move on to the president who lied to start a war which has killed thousands that isn't anywhere near over. I'd settle for one hour-long special on the impeachment hearings that the White House is bracing for. Or the laws that he's broken by spying on us. Or an in-depth look at Jack Abramoff's ties to the president, including the photosof the two of them which Abramoff just sold! Some fool tricks Oprah. Big fucking deal. The fool in the White House has methodically tricked the entire nation. But the news doesn't care about that. Frey has his feet held to the fire and the Oprah's entire audience gasps at each revelation today. They feel so cheated. But the important cheat is ignored and so few, even democratic politicians, will stand up and say, THE PRESIDENT LIED. AND BROKE THE LAW. He didn't "side-step" or "circumvent" or "mislead" or any of the other polite jargon they all use. He lied and broke the law. But "the news" is more concerned with a dumb book from a troll that didn't kill anyone.

And the real scandal that NO ONE is mentioning? Oprah's hair was incredible today! Those side-swept curled wings? Some fag is working overtime on that ho. Can someone introduce him to Star Jones? She looks like a bug-eyed, drowned dog with that snatched ponytail.

I just checked HUFFPO and there is a more in-depth blog by Rob Spillman with the same view, but better informed. (He actually watched the Oprah show yesterday--I just saw clips and was distracted by the Barbara Mandrell 'do.) Some great comments after it, too.

READ IT HERE: HUFFPO