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>> Sorry seems to be the hardest word <<
Woman kills son for listening to Elton

Britain’s papers have been full of the sad
tale of a mother who murdered her Down's
Syndrome son, after caring for him full-
time for 36 years.

So what was the final straw for the
exasperated mother?

"Patrick had spent the entire day listening
to the same Elton John CD, shouting the
word 'Elton' repeatedly."



>> Doggy Style <<
The week's top animal-lovers

1. Huddersfield man Martin Hoyle was spotted
by a passing motorist having sex with a
Staffordshire bull terrier called Badger.
Hoyle told police "I can't help it if
the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape
me. The dog pulled my trousers down."

2. John Paskel, from Ohio, was arrested for
repeatedly having sex with a neighbour's dog,
while the owner was out of town. "It may be
a dog," said the upset owner, "but it's been
in my family for nine and a half years."

3. A 12-year-old South African girl was caught
having sex with three male dogs. Angry villagers
beat the dogs that so badly that the local
RSPCA had to put them down. The girl is
facing bestiality charges.